Wednesday, March 31, 2010

KHLOE KILLIN IT..LUV THE SWAG BBY !!

Hicho kiatu jamani..nimekiomba aisee na hicho kibukta ndo sina hata la kuongea kwakweli maana mmh..
Khloe Kardashina unaniuwa uwwiii..huwa napenda avaavyo na she is lookin fab kwakweli !
Top jamani...yaani kiatu pia ndio mh sina hata la kuongea kwakweli maana ni balaa tupu yaani nahisi kulia hapa kwa mshangao ..
khloe kapunguza body na amependeza sana au??

Sunday, March 28, 2010

ETI NANI ANATUPIA ZAIDI???jux AU Fabolous??

JUX UKO JUU CHALII..Lol !!
Hata dogo akitimba pande za Ngambo nae ngozi itawaka pia !!
Swag Boy
Haya jamani eti nani anatupia zaidi??Jux Au Fab??
Hapa kaweka pozi mwenyewe....
He Is wearin this thin bby!!
Huo ulimi sasa hapo kati jamani lol !!
maana watu huwa wanauliza is this fabolous..daa he is not !! r they lookin alike??

yeyeee ayee ayee ayeee yeee..go jux go jux !!
Juma Mussa jamani almaarufu as Jux Babez !!
anatupia jamani huyu mtoto au nadanganya shadee??
maana hebu Mchek hapa..

huyu ndo alieimba nimedata na wewe..ila sijui nini ninininii..anaitwa jux livin at kimara na mitupio yake umeiomba au hujaiomba ??

WHAT A GUY FEELS WHEN HIS HEART IS BREAKING..

Hivi Do Guys kweli Have heart??
are they gettin hurt ??
maana they always hurt gurls .. God .. guys nyie eti huwa mnaumia !!
are they hurting??
luv the pic of tony parker wit wyf around..

NJIA 7 ZA KUFANYA MA ROMANCE YAENDELEE..

Jus Chillin Home Jumapili hii and get a call from my gurl Shadeiya ..
and ikabidi tu nije ofisini ni spend tym kidogo aisee..
Wit My Glamour on my hand nikakuta This Page kati and was lyk lemme try to put it here for my Beautiful fans and haters babez !!
1.REMINISCE TOGETHER
Yaani kumbushianeni enzi Pamoja jo..
hiyo ndo njia pekee ya kukumbushiana ..
kwa wa Penda Wine jus buy it and kaa naked na mpz wako na Wine yenu na ongeeni na kukumbushiana basi yalopita..a lil bit of jokes pale kati daa...

2.NIGHT TOGETHER
Zima basi hiyo tv banaaa and Zima Simu and SWITCH OFF YOUR BLACKBERRY..
Jus Have Fun na bby au??

3.TEASE HIM A LITTLE
Yes hihihi...
are u teasin ur man??
are u great partner??wuzz up..
4.MECHOKA
nimechoka .. so u can add some if u want...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

I LUV THIS SONG TO DEATH !! IT KILLS ME

Confess in Secret
Oh yaahh I've got trouble with my friends
Trouble in my life
Problems when you don't come home at night
But when you do You always Fight
But I can't be alone I need you to come on home
I know you messin around
But who da hell else is gonna hold me down
Oooh I gota bo out my mind
To think it's gona work this time
A part of me wants to leave
But the other side Still believe's
Chorus
And it kills me
To know how much I really love you
So much I wana hoo hoo hooo
To you hoo hoo
swag
Should I grab his cell
Call this chick up
Start some shhh And then hang up
Or should I be a lady
Ooh maybe cause I wana have his baby
Ooh yea I don't wana be alone
I don't need to be on my own
But I love this man
But some things I just can't stand
Ooh I gota be out my mindTo think
it's gona work this time
A part of me wants to leave
But the other side still believes
hoo hooTo you hoo hoo
NB:
REALLY KILLS ME !!
BUT AM TRYING TO BE A LADY!!
Wat A Song!!
i luv it to death!!

DOZEN..PALE KATI SASA !!

Dozen nimepata huu Mtupio Pale Kati .. msn !!umeuomba au kisa sio Papo lol!! ya ki kariakoo kariakoo ..rangi sio mwake baba ake lol !!
Dozen hii umeiomba aisee !!its yo cala n i luv it so u better luv it too..
ikifika 22/7 ntakupa zawadi ya??
otea ya nini sasa??
maana i kno yo fleva fleva bby !!ikifika jamani 22/7 pls zawadi kwa dozen ayt !!dizaini hii..au sio bana !!

ETI CAN U BE STUPID??

Can U Be Stupid Kweli??

INAMA TUKUFUNIKE...

Front Pages za wenzetu hizo wanatoa watu wa kawaida tu ila zetu mpaka waanze toa wenye majina wtf..
nyio mnaotengeneza Magazines .. Hivi angalia Mfano Ukimchukua Shadee ukamfanyia Photoshop au Fatma Mkota ambae wala haitaji Photo Duka ..
na KUANDIKA EXCLUSIVE about upcomin supastars lyk them mtakuwa hamuuzi au??
Amkeni acheni kuota bana mnaboa...
Tumechoka Daily Kanumba..Daily Sijui wema,dAILY SIJUI NANI..WE NEED VITU VIPYA NA SURA TOFAUTI AISEE !!
Hao mnaowaweka hawashtui tushawazoea kuwaona... FRONT PAGE WIT A NYC PIC INAUZA THAN WENYE MAJINA BANAA!!
Haya huyo sio sawa na sandra bullock but hiyo picha tu inauza..au jamani mnaonaje coz bongo videos n magazine covers sucks jamani mwee !!

WATOTO WA SIKU HIZI NA HUYU NAE ANAFURAHIA TU ..

Eti Kibao kata hadi kwa watoto Bi Mwajuma??aaah sio hivyo bwana hatwendi hivoo hata Robo.. babu yangu huwa unasema wee mwana unambwani??yaani wee mtoto una nini??huoni soni?usekutenda hivyo bwana n mwiko..yaani hivi Tanga Oyee(huoni aibu usifanye hivyo bwana haitakiwi kimila na desturi)
huyu ni mtoto usimpelekee makalio yako hivyo bwana....why r u doin that for godsake !!
dogo nae anafurahi tu kisa kapelekewa ntakuchapa wewe..
hivi guys??hii ni sawa kweli Honestly Speakin !!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Hata mbwa anamjua Muumba,thats miracle

Usiku kucha umelala huku ukiwaza..wema wako wakushangaza..
Matendo mengi ya manyangau yanakunyima raha..
Fumba macho na ongea na Mola Coz hata wanyama wanafanya hivyo..
We Gotta Pray To Make Things OK!!
Kila kiumbe duniani chamjua Mola..Piga Magoti tusalii!!
No comment katika hili..umejionea mwenyewe !!

AFRICAN BEAUTY..

Jokate Mwegelo..Ur Hot BBY!!
Nikiambiwa nisema nani hachoshi kuangalia kati ya hawa bintiz wa tzee..ur one of them!!
luv yo smile and was lookin atchu sana pale haidery plaza 2008 durin valentines n was lyk oops this gurl is hot jo..
yo mama got a gurl for real..
unajiheshimu na huna scandal maana kuna ma bi dada jamani lol!!tangu wawe ma miss balaa tupu mpaka wanachuja sasa khaa!! kila kona wapo,wanafanya mambo ya ajabu hata hawaoni haya!!mwanamke hulka jamani jifunzeni toka kwa mwenzenu loo..
ukiwaangalia wamejichubua hao weupe vidole vyeusi sasa mimi huwa nashangaa kwani urembo ndio kujichubua ..
look at u..uko asili kabisaaa!!
luv u jus kno that ..nimependa ft zako nyingi na ay n na cpwaa pia,you doin great !!
wangapi wanampenda Jokate??

NAWAPENDA SANA WANAWAKE HAWA JAMANI..

She s my angel...luv this sasha fierce Gurl!!cant say a lot coz i kno am speechless
Nonhle thema..bby luv u n u kno that ayt..Kusema ukweli nampenda SANA Hapa na rihanna na riri hapo hakuwa na swag mana yake naziomba swag zake za sasa lol !!
luv pink too u look fab hun..
kusema ukweli nampenda sana huyu Dada na hii haifichiki..i even told her n she was lyk luv u too hun,hows Tanzania,am gon come there for u..SIYABONGA NGENGEPELA And was lyk waat is that??she is tellin me few words za sa n am learnin copy that!!
such a nyc person n she s rockin Africa,GO NONHLE ..GO BBY..
dont get tired na mimi kuweka picha zao severally pls ayt..hope its ayt!!

BINADAMU SIO WATU..

Hivi Kwanini Binadamu tuko hivi?
why tunajisahau sana
Unajisikia raha gani kumwona mwenzio na huzuni..
majungu kila kona..maofisini ndo usiseme..ukidaiwa !! ooh kafulia ..anadaiwa Mr.Pres Da..Inadaiwa Government ..inakuhusu kwanza!!ooh blah blah
ukikonda una ukimwi..ukinenepa umeanza dozi khaa..
Sasa wewe mwanaume mzima unamtia maneno mwanaume mwenzio kisa tu Unataka ugali wako uongezeke kila mwezi jamani kweli sawa hii?
Grow Up Bwana Unajijua..yaani nimekuona was about to vomit kwa ulivyonchafua..
unajiona una akili wakati akili za internet huna Rorote..Grow Up Bana..
Wako Chausiku...
Jamani No Comment maana kuna snitch Pembeni yangu but message sent and report delivered..

NI KWELI JAMANI..

Willy Kuta March 24 at 7:50am
Hi i am willy from Nairobi Kenya.i used to doubt that angles are on earth, but its high time i believed that sometime they are coz you look exact like one....I have seen you messages; live is so precious and is worth of living and appreciating every minute & second ticking....

Isack Francis March 24 at 7:21am
hi diva,mambo vp?nilipenda sana topic ya jana na ningependa uzidi kutupa story nzuri na za kuvutia.upo juu dada.

Aloyc Marenge March 24 at 6:56am
Thanks,madam nakipenda sana kipind chako may you pliz next time make conversation with another superstar so that we can get more knowlegde like yesterday of cource you can,I expect more to learn more on todayz night program.

Deoglatius Kambarage March 24 at 4:13am Report
jamani daaaaah mimi nimetokea kukupenda,uwezi amini mmh,ningepata dakika mbili tu nikueleze kilicho moyoni mwangu,lakini ndio basi tena kama vipi me nampa bigup msela wako.

SAY SOMETHIN PLSSS...LOL!!

I need Some Money .. Need To Go Shoppin and I need New Hair Do...Need Some Money..bi dada pls i need some money !!
Hizo Hills Nimeziomba daah !!in ze kitchen naked lol !!
New Song Hate U Is Fab Mupenzi ...
No Comment...
Lol .. Hallow !!
Inahuu hapa Huyu Mnyama kumshika kalio??
say sumthin juu ya hizi PICHA JO..

Monday, March 22, 2010

ANGELO STILL ROCKS BBY...

Jericho Vibar Rosales, also known as "Echo" (born on September 22, 1979 in Quezon City, Philippines), is a Filipino actor and band vocalist/guitarist.
He is currently part of
ABS-CBN contract talents.
NAENDELEA HAPA KU COPY NA KU PASTE...
Personal life
He has dated these following women in the past:
Angelika dela Cruz, Kaye Abad, Kristine Hermosa, Julia Clarete, Cindy Kurleto and Heart Evangelista a.k.a. Love Marie Ongpauco.
Finally, after 5 years he is reunited with
Kristine Hermosa for the teleserye Dahil May Isang Ikaw.

HAYA
Kuna Kipindi zilizuka habari kwamba he is dead..but this year Rafiki yangu Bianca Espada ambae ni mfilipino alikuja Dar and was tokin to her bout the guy akasema yupo hai tena Mke wa Raisi wa nchi hiyo alikuwa anamsumbua kimapenzi mpaka Akasababisha kufukuzwa nchini humo ndo tetesi zikasema kafa but muda wa raisi huyo ulipoisha alirudi nchini and still anafanya Mambo yake..
ni kipenzi cha mabinti wengi nikiwemo mimi hapa na he s hoooot!!trust me..
nilifurahi after bianca kusema hivo was lyk i luv him..ooh i luv him lol!!

ENZI HIZI NILIKUWA SILALI..

Hapa chacha ndo Palikuwa Patamu kweikwei..maana zile Drama!!
ila this man alikuwa nabusara sana.....sana tena sana na alikuwa anampenda Antonio Dofo wee acha..yaani kumbe bana mwanae banaa lol !!Mama lilimshuka shuu ziku ile alipoyamwaga hadharani !!
wat a woman..HUWA NAANGALIA The Storm wit my gurl Anet at Sinza na huwa nafurahi sana kumwona Babarita akiwa anatabasamu..ana kamwili ka u model na kusema kweli yuko kama Mdoli hivi..jus heard walioana na Antonio then wakaja achana baadae Eti..khaaaa why bana ??u guys r good together wtf!!
TOGETHER FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS...Lu that!!
ilikuwa ngwee saa nne kasoro naweka makalio yangu chini kabisaa maana mama angu alikuwa anakataza kukalia Makochi yake lol jus kiddin ..
Basi tunaangalia..plus that tenito kid was woooo...wtm!!
yaani wee acha tu kwakweli ..
Kwanini Hairudiwi hii maana sasa ndo tutaelewa vizuri kipindi kile kidogo tulikuwa hatuelewi..
wangapi mnaikumbuka hii??
Kulikuwa na Katiuska Kadona sijui Valentino the asshole .. n Suzy the blind n beautiful Gurl weeeee pls irudieni banaa ..

DIVA HUYU BINTI ANIACHIE MPZ WANGU..

Jana nilikuwa nimekaa na kupokea Mail via Fans Of diva@gmail.com huwa mara nyingi jumapili najibu mails nyingi..
i went on seeing this Picture ikiwa ime attachiwa na mail ndefu pls diva tel this ..to stay away from my man..was lyk ooh ??na maswali kibao..
Farida Hussein anayeishi Mikocheni Kwa Mpemba kama alivyokuwa ameandika alikuwa analalamika kwamba huyo bi dada ambae kusema kweli Jina Lake ni Jasmini Joseph kama alivyomuita na kusema anatoka na Bwana wake So bibie..
am jus doin my Job coz aliniomba sana tena sana nisoma mail hii kwa show and will do that coz its the show,utanisamehe ila inauma sana .. kama alivyolalamika !!kama na wewe utakuwa na tatizo pls usisite kuja kulalama..
so guys tumshauri tujue but anasema walianza chart via facebook mpaka alipofungua facebook kwa password ya mpz wake na kukuta msururu wa Mails za mapenzi n anahasira sana na kadai atamtafuta kwa udi na uvumba..
i dont kno the lady kwa wanaomjua info plssss.....
ila Jamani hizi facebook hizi si ..no hard feelin ila zinagombanisha watu sana kwakweli coz huyu alivyoniandikia nimeweka juu juu tu ni mambo mazito sana !!

I LUV MY2 BEAUTIFUL SISTERS..

Anastacia au Cute Ann..ukikaa nae ujue lazima utacheka tuu coz yeye yuko active 24/7
Hapo wit her griend ..wanauchapa Usingizi ..
anastacia ana akili nyingi sana kupita mimi hapa.. yuko na tabia tofauti sana,hapendi uwe upset na kila wakati atafanya lolote jus to make u happy..ila she is too much into fashion..huwa ananiambia unanitia aibu hebu paka lipgloss pls,chana nywele,kula,huangalii movies lets go to movies..
she use to do kazi zangu nyingi sana,writtings na etc tena ananiambia hapa sawa hapa hapana si sawa and i luv her for that...she s one of the best !!
Huyu Rafiki yake anaitwa Christa and she is very good in English kwakweli trust me anatelezaa..watoto wa siku hizi but ana sauti nzito Kama ML CHRIS Wa Choice Fm yaani utasema mwanaume..
bi dada hapa kila nikitoka katika kipindi upset coz mmh yaani jamani acheni nikiwa nalia yeye ananicheka na mimi najikuta nacheka tuu..mwisho tunaanza story wee!!
Gloria ni mpole and yuko sana na time na simu yake ..thank to God Ime Vibrate lol..
Gloria Gissele..she s young Fierce !!
Wit Her Role Model Salama,Gloria do luv her a lot..
Wit her friends...anastacia whereU@??
i luv them coz they are my bestfriends trust me..
am glad to have them in my lyf..
they are my alqaeeda..
Ukijifanya unanionea nionee huko lakini nikiwa near them utabaki mdomo wazi..my guardian angels..luv u gurls..

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN MISS TANZANIA HUYU HAPA...

Welcum To Diva255..ladies yuko hot au???luv the top n hiyo G-String nimeiomba halafu viatu ndio oooooooooooooooooooooo no comment
Our Miss Tanzania Is Here Ladies And Gentleman..
Hizi Hills ukipanda Gorofa letu hapa mpaka ukifika juu..
u hoi..bleedin hills..

hahaha..nimeziomba aisee maana mie navyopenda mchuchumio mie !!

VALENTINES DAY ..

Jana was at Mlimani city wit my Fam..
tulienda watchin Valentines day movie .. i luv the Movie !! maana mwanzo mwisho was smillin kwakweli God Knows ..
Yaani daa .. mwanzo mwisho kicheko jus find it ufurahie na wewe ..
i luv ashton Kutcher,SMILE AISEE MIE HOI ..
that gays part is terrible and I LUV PART YA DOGO kuwa in luv..
part ya Babu na Bibi kusameheana na Part ya Jammie Fox kissin pale yaani wee acha!!
part ya Queen Latifah kufanya Phone Sex pia ilikuwa uuw .. and part ya BESTFRIEND KU kiss ana yaaani Dah !!
wat a movie yoo...

Friday, March 19, 2010

GET WELL SOON GRANDPA...

Get Well soon Grandpa..
Its amazing ..
Kusema ukweli Babu yangu anaumwa sana na my mum and uncles are Really worried But I Pray for him to get better thou am not there for u but My Prayers are always wit U..
get well soon Grandpa..luv ya!!
My Grand yuko funny sana na lafudhi yake ya Kitanga mie huwa inaniacha Hoi kwelikweli so he s such a good grand for real...

LAZIMA UTAFUTE HII SERIES...

Kuna huyu Handsome yumo humu..
na Plus this Must Be Vanessa Williams yule wa save the best for last..
pls tafuta hii series iko tyt sana..i luv it tho kuna Series kibao sana but hii ni moja kati ya zile kali za America..
Yaani Jamani .. Kuna Romantic Session humu ndani wee Acha tu..
Weekends hiyo so pls spend kwa Kuangalia SOUL FOOD Series ili uwe na muda wa kuwa Romantic na Wewe..
Lol...au Unabishaaa Juu Hili??

JAMANI I LUV HIM DIVA...

Hi Diva..
This Is Mary Nasoma CBE Dom..
Siku Moja nikiwa katika Gari la Hood Nikiwa njiani likizoni Mbeya Kwetu nikakutana na Kijana ndani ya Basi Actually I started LOVING Him...
Tulibadilishana number za simu na Kila siku Tulikuwa tunaongea..yaani kama sina Vocha Niko Radhi Kukopa ili tu nisikie Sauti yake..
Pls Diva His Name Is ALBERT MNYAMBUGWE From Dom Pls Diva .. u and your Fans Pls Help me Out Pls I Luv Him..
Guys Pls Tumsaidie afanyaje amwambie???
Comment pls...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

WAY BACK CTN..

POZI LAKO TU...MH !!
Is That Her thing ??dont Kno kwakweli I google the Pic And ndo nikaiona Hiyo Hapoo Picha wat a pic??
With Friends I Guec .. I Luv The Hair and The Poze sema hayo bi Dada wa Kushoto katoa macho hayo mh!!Camera Man whereu@??
Zamani hakuwa this white but dont kno why kawa mweupe licha ya yote i luv her skin cala n ze pozi...lol
Bi Dada anajua Pozi la Picha yaani wee acha tu no comment to that .. upaja hahaha!!
Here wit the lady i luv most .. fina Mango...she s awesome !!i luv her skin cala for real..
Zamani nilipokuwa Mdogo nilikuwa sikosi kipindi chao na nicki ngonyani,nilikuwa naangalia kwa ajili ya Mercy Galabawa hasa Tabasamu na Rangi yake ya Mwili,Nakumbuka nilikuwa pia na picha zake za Gazeti..
Nakumbuka alishiriki hadi u miss huyu Mdada na she s Gojaz luv her for that..
Later nikasikia kaenda Marekano Houston then sijamsikia tena ..
Mwaka huu I Heard Kuna salon ya Mercy ambayo inauza Brazilian Hair and nikaona ngoja ni m google na Picha ndo hizi..
Fans wake mkwaap??Mnamkumbuka alivyokuwa anakaa sawa kwa Tv ?? Ze Pozi zile Dah!!
She s lookin Fab Sanaa..
Au???